Fist Full of Kiwis...

Returning back to New zealand. I headed to Kiwi land armed with alot of anti kiwi jokes and comebacks to any s-h-i-t, that was going to come my way. Its a friendly stirring thing between both nations. I was to learn, most its us aussies and not the kiwis. Who are just all too happy to chill out and have a good time. I was pretty stunned by this turn of events. Maybe, the kiwis lack the brain power to come up with any decent goes at us aussies, whos to know? Though, this is the only anti aussie joke I heard in my entire time in NZ. Goes a little like this:



IN the next americas cup race, the australian team, pool together the most money ever in the sports history. Building the biggest.. The fastests.. the lightest and the strongest americas cup yacht ever there was to be seen!!! The aussies, feeling proud of themselves, wanted a name to now match this fast and powerful boat. That Was in no doubt in the aussies eyes going to win the next cup for australia. After much thinking, the australians finally came up with a name, for their new boat. One they thought would do them justice. The name for the boat was....... The michael Jackson. Why? Because it was fast around the bouys, boom, boom!!! (aussies and kiwis pronouce bouy as boy) Giddy up!! Bloody kiwi sheep lovers!!!



*Bows* Have you been entertained?