Travel mates: 2 pommy bastards and a sexy welsh woman!

And very, very, very!! over due Travel Friends update! Here we have, leevi (bad spelling) Helen and freddie. All bloody characters this lot!

Well, what can I say about freddie? He's the guy too the far right. The man lived life to the make in NZ. The stories I could tell.. it was like some sorta travelling porn fest for this guy. I could write a whole book on his adventures.. And those are the ones I just saw.

I first heard about freddie in rotura, I was told he was a drinking, party entertaining fun machine! I was told that I should befriend him because the 2 of us would cause mayhem. I said right? We both first met completely sober. And I think we both had heard about each other various adventures through other people, we looked each other down, said.. yea right and that seemed the end of that.. But where did this story change? In the bar.. Were the real men drink hard.. thats how we got on.. we both damaged our livers and kidneys together. From there the rest is such a twisted tale of sex, adventure and alcohol. that I don't think I have it in me to repeat. Just trust me freddie was one hell of a great guy and party animal.

Helen, was this firey little welsh woman, I met her through freddie. The last thing that sticks in my mind, when I had bumped into them 2 weeks later was, they both had a sex comp running. Thats right.. who could shag the most people in 2 weeks. helen was in front of course. I said, come on.. thats no contest.. She's a girl. its to easy for her.. freddie us men have to put on the charm.. crack a few jokes. .work the strings.. pull a few hearts.. if we get a shag at the end of the night.. good lord we have bloody well earned it.. All she has to do is walk into a bar, with her large breasts stand in a corner and say in a firm voice. .Hello boys, I am a mountain, come climb me!.. there would be a stampede of males and most likely a females! Trust me..

Mad bastards all over! I would raise a glass to freddie, but I still have nightmares about drinking jager bombs with him through 3-4 cities in NZ.. the pain, the lack of sleep and the Laughs! Cheers fred! Go hard mate..