Are you from Essex? Naked Essex girls Gwoah!!
Can you believe they are all from essex? And none of them knew each other, before they met in the room. How crazy! Theres a few sexy ones in that pic, I think the 2 sexiest ones are called, stu and mark.. Stu has red hair and marks the guy in the front. Hey! I'm joking, not that theres anything wrong with that, right stu? Why is everyone looking at me funny!?
posted by KoalaFarmer @ 1:36 am
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*Cough* Ok, I was pulling a fast one. 2 of the girls are from blackburn, 1 is from just north of london. Mark is from south africa. Stu is also just north of london. And alyssa, is thai/american/australian.. And me? Well I'm a complete bastard.
No more else to say.
Vonjury quotes "not that there's anything wrong with that." I say Being gay is wrong. Before someone gets there ars tied in a knot I'll explain why. Having been deployed with the US military, you develope a sick sense of humor, but it is the only way you can deal with the things involved in being a soldier and still keep your sanity.
I hope someone can appreciate this humor and not freak out. That being said, here we go.
Normally gay is bad business, with all the boy touching etc. However, on a deployment with only guys, you might have to lower your standards to a little man sex. This way, deployment gay is ok. But you are not really gay. To keep from being gay, just follow these simple rules.
#1 no cuddling after, thats gay (cuddling before could be construed as keeping warm)
#2 no role playing, thats gay
#3 no pillow talk, this could be concidered role playing
#4 must maintain latex seperation at all times, cuz touching a dood that way is gay
#5 Absolutely NO mouth kissing, that is really gay
follow these five simple rules and you'll be fine. Hava great deployment
I will not take it wrong if this gets deleted, as I'm sure I'm hurting someones feelings. Oh well, now that I have that off my chest I feel great! lmao
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