Kel and Zoey, Spiked my drinks, Got me drunk and then covered me in lipstick and painted my nails hot pink. Great People!! 2 thumbs up.

Here is a group of People, That I will remember for some time. The main two are, Kel the blonde and zoey, the red haired one. Why? I got setup and blind roaring drunk by these 2. But, that wasn't enough. They covered me in lip stick and painted my nails hot pink. Theres more to this story and I should have the info up soon. But these girls inspired me to tour NZ and I ended up having a really great time in NZ.. great country:

But it doesnt end there with these 2 girls, Oh no.. When we had arrived in miami, then went on a bus ride to the local shopping centre, we ran into a transgender older man/woman. And zoey, being the friendly person she was, gave out my email address and contact details. I being the australian gentlemen I am, followed suit and gave him hers, what a friends for? Though, he wanted me to meet his daughter and go out for a date. I was scared, it would be him in high net stockings.. and declined. Btw, they are from shrewsbury.. so if you live there and happen upon this, and know these 2, the egg them for me!!!

And the guy is wayne, english lad. Great laff he was.. Kept me sane and pointed out to me in the morning I was covered in lipstick and really had a good laugh at me. Bastard.

Heres what I got up too in NZ:

http://users.bigpond.net.au/Augshome/DJtourNZMedQuality.wmv

I met these 2 fine umm Posh birds, in scotland Edinburgh. On the dance floor, they told me they were posh 12 times in about 30mins. I told them, I really don't care, because I'm australian and they could be the Queen of siberia for all I care.. Then they told me they were posh again and I was like, right you 2 are from essex, right? No, sussex..

One of many Anna's, I met on travels...

Anna Was another good person, who left a great memory. I met here in SCOT-Lund, errr I mean Scotland. We only knew each other briefly. She was a nanny. I can remember, I made her laugh alot. Hence her laughing in the picture. I think these pics are from the last time we saw each other. I went into her room, to abuse her and she was in such a laughing fit. I think due to coming up with this, Dean loves anna and his bananananannaaaaa. I remember laughing alot and wondering, dam people from new south wales, australia are weird.

It was the best sex Of.. Narr.. only joking, we were just laughing travel fools.