One of my 3 trips to New york city, I happen upon this guy. I can't remember when. But dear god. I could not stop laughing. But I did spend 280 bucks on some pick up lines and Well lets say, This is one content man. And that guy will be rich!!! rich I tell you!!! What? too much.. I had some caffine this morning.. pardon.

I have a theory, some shirts can get you into trouble. I wore this one to manly beach and yes, it did. Whats wrong with a great white shark on ya front shirt.. people, people, no people.. why can't we all just get along.. think of the children!

Koala farming, is a true profession

KFC, Koala fried Chunks of koala love. Nothings more tasty then baby back koala ribs. As You can see in my profile. I work for a koala farm. Its true! Trust me.. would I bullshit you? We go back years! What type of meat do you think is in burgers in australia? Its economical fact. Use local product. Gives it that exotic taste.

Tottenham Hotspurs, English football club. I must be going mad, as I am really feeling alot of love for spurs, nowdays. Must be a new stage of life.

The mythology of Australians, In USA and Canada.

There's one thing I've come to learn, in my travels. To be an australian, overseas is bloody triffic! Why? Well, it could be just me. But, I don't bloody think so. It's got to do alot with my accent and the folk/mythology behind australians in general.

Now, don't get me wrong, but in the uk. Theres so many fricken australians, we are pretty bloody common. So, brits tend to see alot of the backpacking australian crowd. Which usually is alot of people on the trip of their life, getting pissed, having fun. Looking for adventure, a laugh, life.. Hell, maybe even love. So, they are loud, painful and pissed. Exactly how most aussies in sydney and melbourne see all the british backpackers. Go down to bondi beach in sydney. You'll know what I'll mean.

But in the usa and canada, there is an massive amount of mixtures of people. Australians ain't so common. Or if they are, most americans will think they are english! Rule number 1, how to start a fight with most average australians. Call them english. I can't speak for my entire countrymen, but nothing else gets me to burr up faster, then being called a flamin pommy bastard! Pommy bastard? What the hell am I talking about? Aussie slang, means english.

ON my last trip through Canada and the USA. (luv canada due to the fact my dollars=canadian dollars) I came out with a small debt to pay, to one very famous australian or would that be infamous nowdays? Steve irwin, croc hunter! I owe him at least 30-40 pints of guinness. Normally I'd be in a pub, club, bar or travelling and some yank or canadian would approach me and hit me am I australian? I'd let them know for sure I am and they'd offer to buy me a beer. Guinness being my beer of choice, thats what I got.

This guy walks up to me.. goes you an aussie? I confirm his question. He points at me and goes steve irwin!!! I go, umm? Buy you a beer. I go, fair enough, how can I argue? Nod, say thanks and drink. Repeat!

I came to the understanding, that us aussie males are seen as very macho. Then when people find out I'm from the real bush, aka "the outback" I must go up a few more levels of machoness.. if theres such a bloody word. So I got treated very well, got to experience things I don't believe I would have with A) without being myself. B) being born and bred in mount isa, Qld. C) An australian!

I could go on.. but I need to have a break. I'll edit and add more later. Have a good one.

Travelling through the USA.

This link contains the travel Story. And she was studying to become a doctor. I fear the american education system. But, I think is more to do with the power of the media in the USA and the constant 24/7 bombardment of ads and tv shows.