The Last Laugh, The long return home. PhotoStory online

Northern Irish Phil. Apart of the maddness, that was at the end of my around the world trip. This is the way to end 3-4 years travellering overseas, when coming home to your own country.

Just to let you know, all photostories contain music and sound.. So don't be shocked if you hear a few tunes, while they are playing!


My Last laugh, on coming home from my last trip overseas via southern parts of australia. Click this PhotoStory too see the mayhem: http://www.putfile.com/media.php?n=The-Last-Laugh

Great Ocean Road Photo Story is online.

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Travel mates: 2 pommy bastards and a sexy welsh woman!

And very, very, very!! over due Travel Friends update! Here we have, leevi (bad spelling) Helen and freddie. All bloody characters this lot!

Well, what can I say about freddie? He's the guy too the far right. The man lived life to the make in NZ. The stories I could tell.. it was like some sorta travelling porn fest for this guy. I could write a whole book on his adventures.. And those are the ones I just saw.

I first heard about freddie in rotura, I was told he was a drinking, party entertaining fun machine! I was told that I should befriend him because the 2 of us would cause mayhem. I said right? We both first met completely sober. And I think we both had heard about each other various adventures through other people, we looked each other down, said.. yea right and that seemed the end of that.. But where did this story change? In the bar.. Were the real men drink hard.. thats how we got on.. we both damaged our livers and kidneys together. From there the rest is such a twisted tale of sex, adventure and alcohol. that I don't think I have it in me to repeat. Just trust me freddie was one hell of a great guy and party animal.

Helen, was this firey little welsh woman, I met her through freddie. The last thing that sticks in my mind, when I had bumped into them 2 weeks later was, they both had a sex comp running. Thats right.. who could shag the most people in 2 weeks. helen was in front of course. I said, come on.. thats no contest.. She's a girl. its to easy for her.. freddie us men have to put on the charm.. crack a few jokes. .work the strings.. pull a few hearts.. if we get a shag at the end of the night.. good lord we have bloody well earned it.. All she has to do is walk into a bar, with her large breasts stand in a corner and say in a firm voice. .Hello boys, I am a mountain, come climb me!.. there would be a stampede of males and most likely a females! Trust me..

Mad bastards all over! I would raise a glass to freddie, but I still have nightmares about drinking jager bombs with him through 3-4 cities in NZ.. the pain, the lack of sleep and the Laughs! Cheers fred! Go hard mate..

Travel Friends Update! OverDue this one is..

Very OverDue Travel Friend Update: This is Anna. She's in a few pics along with moniek, martin and various others through my Nz leg of my trip home.

Whats the story behind me meeting anna? Well, it goes something like this. I rocked up in a small town called paihia in far northern NZ. A resort town, you could call it. a summer beach town. Thats when you actually get summer in NZ. I'd checked into my room, only the top bunk left.. started talking too this 6foot 8 tall english/welsh guy and he told me the room was full of germans.. Skipping ahead.. I ended up meeting the right people in this very small town and suddenly I was away for 2 days partying. Ok, I met a girl.. but thats awhole another story. When I returned to my room, the english lad had left and I started talking to this dutch girl. Thinking everyone else must be german.

I was standing at the door way, when I saw this little blonde woman, making her way to our door from outside. I clicked the door to locked. As it was a glass sliding door. She looked up at me puzzled like, put her key in the door and unlocked it. I then straight away, locked it again.. yawned and kept talking to my dutch friend. This went on 2-3 more times, so I open the door and looked her up and down and said, argh so you must be german then! She look at me in shock, "How did you know?" she stammered! I used a old line, I could tell by the way you walked! This lead into a 20min discussion on how germans walked.. in the end she realized I was taking the piss out of her.. and it was just a fluke, that she had been german. Because all the germans in the room from 2 days ago had moved out.. She had only checked into day. The Poor girl, we became friends of sort, and ended up travelling together for some time. Great companion, with anna making sure all my bags were packed and when we moved on too the next place, moniek had all our tours, sights and things to see preplanned, how could I go wrong? It was all good for me!

Funny thing though, anna ended up meeting this rafting guide in NZ, It got fairly seriously quickly and before I knew it she ended up spending the last couple of months with him. She returned home to germany, for a couple of months. Then fly back to NZ to be with her kiwi rafting guide.. I wish them the best, have not heard from her in awhile.. But what ever shes up tooo, its most likely good fun..

All the best anna and thanks for many a laugh, drink and adventures!

*Cheers*!

Maori Gecko tatoo and A puzzled Dean.

Zev asking me to Hold her hand while she got a maori gecko tatooed on her, *Cough* nether regions!!! Like I had nothing better to do? Hmm! She was a crazy germen girl who befriended my dutch friend La-Moniek. Which it turns out, few months before, my brazilian mate had hit on Zev (the german girl) not the dutch one in a bar, very heavy and she'd told him to shove it.. Small world.. is it not? Zev then asked me in the end how romantic this was.. I just looked puzzled and took off in my hire car.. with La-Moniek.

Mount Doom in Lord of the Rings.

For you Lord of the Rings Fans, this is Mount Doom, the Volcano used in those films. Its part of a 18km hike you do. Takes about 8 hours or so.. tongariro crossing is the hikes name. Look it up on google!

Moniek, Anna And Me.. Lake Taupo 2004.

La-Moniek, Anna and Myself. Hired a Sale Boat on lake taupo in NZ. As you can tell, it was a warm, hot day. Anyway, its a pic I bloody enjoy!

Jan, out fishing me on her very first Go!

I took Jan fishing in the Brisbane river, as a bit of a joke. I just really wanted to see if you could actually catch anything? We started fishing off south bank, her mum was visting and yeah she caught a decent size catfish. While I was left holding my rod laughing to myself. Bloody beginners luck!

I had a Good Xmas 2004. But was it all a Dream?

Sharing a group of My fave pics, Jan & myself together over Xmas last year. Looks like we didn't have a good time together. Argh well, you can only give things ago, right?

Sexy Stu and Deano's Road trip- Photo Story Coming Soon..

You Read Right, Sexy stu and Dean's Great ocean road tour. One of victoria's best road trips. So if you ever get to melbourne, make sure you do this. And hope to hell it isn't raining or cold, wet,windy...grey. what am I saying? Its melbourne, that all happens in the one day.. Giddy up and enjoy.. Photostory movie will be online soon. Word to my mate Sexy stu, the dave beckham of the stripper world in the UK.. what a guy!

Photo story link here soon. www.putfile.com seems to be down or playing up grr!


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Sweet Tracey, How the devil did she end up with me? *wink*

Tracey, An american Nurse, Sweet, Sharing, great laugh, Had 3 legs, but hey you can't hold things like that against people. Just because her mother and father were sister and brother, OOooh ok.. I am joking.. She'd kill me. Its always about the laughing! You just gotta laugh. Life is to dam short.

Why Keep such happy photos tucked away on my computer or stored on a CD in a cupboard? Why not share So of my happiest moments in the past 12 months of my life, with you lot.. I don't know you and you bloody well don't know me.. But you can look, laugh and smile and say, gebus what a guy.. err, I mean wat a picture. Yes, thats what I mean! Got to share the love.

Its about Time, for an Update!!!

A look back over the past year, has me to post a couple of updates... Here is myself And Jan. Met her in melbourne, On the way home from New zealand Great Kiwi girl. Just don't get her to say Fish and chips.. Trust me. How Ironic, I met a kiwi girl in australia after being NZ for a fair amount of time?

Put together an update of a few pics of us enjoying our time together. I normally would not post my "Real Personal" stories.. but hell, you only live once.. Embrace, Enjoy, live life and laugh. Thats what sharings for.. In the end, I cut her up and buried her in the backyard. I'm new to this serial killer bussiness, so I may have messed up by telling you lot, what I just did. Hey only joking.. To much hassle.